You know, its the age old story of the Vedic scholar who falls in love with a beautiful apsara, divine dancing girl of the Gandharvas.

He gives up his sadhana to enjoy her and before you know it, he wakes up under the Mango Tree full of praise and humor

Allright now

dis a serious riff of praise and shout out to all dose butts and heads

ise calls it

MANGO BUTT AND VEDA HEAD

O' Mango was lovely had dose coconut thighs

Dey shimmered and glimmered in ol' Veda Heads eyes

He lov de fruit of de Mango, de taste of her lip

de smell of her body, de feel of her hip

Dose breasts on da Mango dey so fresh an so clear

Dat de Veda he know dat de Mango sincere

Her skin was all softly with sweetness inlaid

Dat de Veda his vows for de priesthood no made

Dat Mango her body, she move it so nice

Dat polar turn tropic an fire be ice

When Mango her mind on a topic she put

Den de Veda jump joyful can stan on no foot

For de Butt of de Mango made point dat so clear

Dat de Veda he don loss all feelins of fear

Her touch made him putty, her hands drank him wine

Da Veda fel silly wen on Mango he dine

He jus laze der and praisd' her wit his heart leapin free

Fel like livin forever neath dat big Mango tree

MANGO